Um, I sold my TV, fools.

A week ago or so, I sent out an email to all of the people that had inquired about my TV. One of the first people to ask me about the TV responded, quoting my email directly (including the part about scammers):

Hello There,
I am glad to inform you that anytime from now you will recieved the MONEY ORDER as i said it was sent via POST OFFICE through Regular Mail so the Post man will come and deliver it to your address. Once you recieved the Money Order make sure you have it cash out the sameday
*As soon as you have the MONEY ORDER cashed out, Deduct out your sales price then sametime Proceed Down to any WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OUTLET near you and have the Remaining Money send to my Shipping Company that will come and pick up the Item at your Base.
*Make sure you have the Remaining Money send to my Shipping Company sameday you have the cash.
*I have already gave the Shipping Company your address where they will come and pick up the Item.
*You don't have to worry about shipping the item, My shipping company will do all the Moving and Boxing up of the item themself.
Here is my Shipping Company Information which you will send the Remaning Money to:
NAME : DANNY UREN

ADDDRESS: 10 TAPLOW HOUSE
THURLOW STREET
LONDON
SE17 2UL
UNITED KINGDOM.
EMAIL; goldlarry_01@yahoo.co.uk

After send out the remaining Money the western Union information that will be given to you after sending the Money will be Email to me and my shipping company email address.
*My Shipping Company will come for the Pick up of the Item once you send the Money to their information i gave to you.
*I have been using this Shipping Company over years and they are very capeble and i have convindence in them they will do it exactly i want it. they are very nice hipping company.
*Hope you have put the Item in a save placeso that i can be easy for them to Move it.
*make sure you keep ckecking you Mail Box as from thursday.
*I wait your reply once you got the MONEY ORDER.
Hope you understand everything now???
I look forward to hear from you.
Thanks
My Regards to you and your Family.

Honestly. You idiots can't read. I replied back, because, HAY, I don't want to miss out on money:

Hello!

Can you verify the address that you sent the check to? I'm afraid that I
may have given you some bad information, and I don't want to miss the check!

A

I got a response today:

Hello,

What is really going on????? you ought to have recieved the Money Order by now..
If yes i will want you to get back to me now also make sure you take it to the bank and cash it instantly, deduct the total fees of your item plus the addition $50 promised ealier and western union the reamining funds to the shipper( DANNY UREN) sameday ok.
Here is the name address you will use to send the money via western union below:

NAME: DANNY UREN
ADDDRESS: 10 TAPLOW HOUSE
THURLOW STREET
LONDON
SE17 2UL
UNITED KINGDOM.

After the transfer of the funds you are to get back to me with the below information which i am to give to the shipper to get the money today and schedule a time for the pickup.

AMOUNT SEND AFTER WESTERN UNION CHARGES

SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS

MTCN (MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER)

TEST QUESTION AND ASNWER

I will want you to get back to me with the western union information asap today,
Regards.

I replied back with the question again: "What address did you send this to?" Because, you see, I never gave him my address. I really don't see what these people are getting at these days.

Unfortunately, you can see that they were only trying to scam me out of $50. What the fuck?